The holiday season has finally arrived. But between finals and frostbite, spreading Christmas cheer is probably the last thing on people’s minds. On top of that, making sure to get presents for everyone on your list is often the most stressful part of the holidays. Figuring out who wants what can overwhelm you to the point where you just end up getting everyone a Starbucks gift card and a Syracuse University mug. We’ve all been there. Which is why this holiday gift guide will forever award you the title of greatest gift-giver. Santa Claus might even be put to shame. From a ‘Saved by the Bell’ board game to a coffee cup warmer, there’s a perfect present that won’t break the bank for all of your special someones. Last-minute, meaningless gifts will become a thing of the past. More importantly, consider this an opportunity to focus on more joyous Christmas activities, such as building gingerbread houses, caroling down Euclid Avenue and making snow angels on the Quad. Not to mention that these amusing gifts are guaranteed to carry the laughter into the new year.

Frat-star boyfriend

Nothing says ‘holiday season’ like a beer funnel. Bongzilla’s six-tube funnels will show him how much you care. Not only were you thinking of him, but you were thinking of his bros, too.

Spencer’s Gifts: $49.99

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/bongzilla1/

If he’s already graduated from his Bongzilla days, show him that you’ve noticed with the gift of a sophisticated leather-covered flask. Bottoms up. 

J.Crew stores: $34.50

http://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/accessories/necessaryluxuries/PRDOVR~21735/21735.jsp

Do-Gooder Girlfriend

If she actually cares about the world: 

FEED bag: $30.00

It’s trendy and practical, and it lets her show the world that, yes, she is concerned about the children, poverty and Third World countries. For every FEED bag sold, 100 school meals are provided to children in Rwanda.

Order online at http://www.feedprojects.com/shopping_product_detail.asp?pid=49379

If she pretends to care about the world:

Then that probably means she doesn’t want a Christmas present that says so. Get her the ‘Lucky You’ Swarovski bracelet. Simple and chic, it is sure to go with everything. Plus, she’ll think you spent a lot more than you actually did. 

Swarovski stores: $47.00

http://www.swarovski.com/Web_US/en/1072038/product/Lucky_You_Jet_Ball_Bracelet.html?CatalogCategoryName=0102

‘Pun’-ny Prankster

For the one with the a**hole humor:

If they weren’t enough of a jerk already, now they can tick people off in more than one language. Give them the gift of the ‘Dirty Language Book’ and help them be an arschgeige in another country. 

Languages include Japanese, Italian, French, German, Russian, Chinese and Spanish. 

Urban Outfitters: $10

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=17216755&itemdescription=true&navAction=jump&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS

For the one with immature humor:

Stand-up comic Judah Friedlander’s book, ‘How to Beat up Anybody,’ will guarantee you hours of entertainment. Enjoy watching your friends attempt the comedian’s sacred fighting techniques. The next time they come in contact with a three-armed human, a kid on a unicycle or Big Foot, they’ll be more than prepared. 

Your local bookstore: $18.00

 http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=19740398&itemdescription=true&navAction=jump&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS

The kid at heart

Let them dive back into their childhood and relive the glory days of Zack, Kelly and Screech. Your friend will be singing the theme song until the next holiday season, which may make you question the present and your sanity. But rest assured that the giddy smile and infectious laughter that will surely follow will cancel out the annoying ‘Saved by the Bell’ board game.

Urban Outfitters: $28

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=80&startValue=81&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=17246018&parentid=SHOP_GIFTSBYTYPE4&sortProperties=+subCategoryPosition,&navCount=9&navAction=jump&color=&pushId=SHOP_GIFTSBYTYPE4&popId=SHOP_GIFTSBYTYPEGATEWAY&prepushId=&selectedProductSize=

Extracurricular drinker

Everyone has that one friend who can outdrink them and considers that 28-second keg stand his or her greatest accomplishment. What do you get the partier whose stomach can withstand it all? Visit spencersonline.com, and for $19.99, you can design your friend a T-shirt that will show the world his or her weekend achievements. Choose an image from Spencer’s extensive clip art folder or upload a picture of your own. Let your friend proudly display a photograph of that 28-second keg stand. 

The friend you never see in the winter because he or she leaves every weekend to go snowboarding

One of the season’s most popular presents is perfect for the friend who’s addicted to the slopes. This waterproof watch fits into an active lifestyle, and perhaps your generous spirit will inspire your friend to invite you on his or her next double black diamond domination. 

Brookstone stores: Duece Brand sports watch $20 (or two for $30)

http://www.brookstone.com/gifts-25-and-under_deuce-brand-sports-watch.html?bkiid=subCategoryLandingPage_Gifts_Price_25_and_Under

Published on December 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm