Roommate and co-worker hate runs deep. All the hours spent in a confined space with conflicting personalities is bound to result in some kind of confrontation, usually not of the most civilized variety. Passiveaggressivenotes.com receives pictures of all kinds of memos, post-it notes and e-mails from people around the world that show just how nasty people can be to one another without even speaking.

Some are short and sweet: ‘Brandy, put some f*cking water back in the fridge. Thanks!’

At least they’re polite.

Others are nearly novel length from office workers who clearly have nothing better to do than complain about how unsanitary it is to leave used coffee cups in the break room kitchen.

These notes are the definition of passive-aggressive, often addressed vaguely, the writer afraid to address the culprit.

‘Notice to anyone (who) lives, naps, farts, eats, sleeps, f*cks or does anything in this house,’ reads a note written on the back of a pizza box.

One of the site’s Hall of Fame entries hails from the University of Iowa. Afraid that someone would sleep in his bed while he was away for the weekend, a pre-law student posted a three-page note on his door, detailing how his room was protected by the United States Constitution and how trespassing may result in a $10 million fine.

Seriously?

You can just change your sheets.

Published on September 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm