Humor : Well, I know at least one Knicks fan who's (expletive)ing ticked off
My roommate, Josh, can best be described as a loud Long Islander — and I love him for that.No matter where he goes, it's never… Read more »
Writer archives: Danny Fersh
Humor : Girl, let me give you a lesson on love
Dear pretty girl in my lecture,We've been sitting next to each other for 20 minutes now, but I feel like I've known you forever —… Read more »
Humor : Look for love in all the right places -- I'm up here, ladies
This year for Valentine's Day, I have a special girl in mind. She's smart and sexy, and every weeknight she tells me amazing news —… Read more »
Humor : Don't move off campus without proper safety gear
I'm very immature.Sure, my driver's license says I'm almost 21, and sure, my other driver's license says I'm a 28-year-old commercial truck driver from Missouri,… Read more »
Humor : PDA is OK...if you warn people first
After spending last semester in Madrid, I came to realize that every culture has a different take on public displays of affection (PDA).America trained me… Read more »
Humor : New Year's resolutions every college student can keep
Every January, about half of the Syracuse University student body starts a brand-new workout regimen in an effort to fulfill the New Year's resolution of… Read more »
Madrid experience missing one thing: American football
Adjusting to life in Madrid can be difficult. The language is foreign, the traffic laws are confusing and the culture moves at a different pace.… Read more »
Forget businessmen, real life lessons can only be taught from unconventional speakers
A lot of controversy has been made of Syracuse University's selection of Jamie Dimon as this year's commencement speaker. To be honest, I don't see what… Read more »
Ode to faithful readers, haters: hardest part of letting go is saying goodbye
Next semester when I go to Spain to study abroad, it will mark another eight months before I come back to Syracuse University. I… Read more »
Hardest part of letting go is saying 'bye'
Next semester when I go to Spain to study abroad, it will mark another eight months before I come back to Syracuse University. I… Read more »
Top 10 signs, habits to detect when friends are high from 4/20 festivities
For us law-abiding citizens, yesterday was like any other day. For our weed-smoking peers, it was a national holiday. After spending the day with some… Read more »
The Fresh Squeeze
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All prospective students must learn lessons tour guides don't teach
Dear Prospective Student, Thank you for visiting Syracuse University! I hope you enjoyed your stay with us as much as we enjoyed hosting you.… Read more »
The Fresh Squeeze, April 9, 2010
With the Syracuse University mens basketball season over, Danny Fersh honors those who stood by the team all year: the Orange faithful. Read more »
Warning: During peak sunlight hours, do not stare directly at cleavage
On Friday I was enjoying the beautiful day and sunshine when I ran into a group of prospective students near Watson Hall. Among the curious… Read more »
Joke's on you: In honor of April Fools' day, try these six SU-themed pranks
In honor of April Fools' Day, The Daily Orange presents six prank proposals that are sure to get your knickers in a boot.Attending Syracuse University… Read more »
Questionable career choices mark loss of innocence for past childhood stars
They say a kid becomes a man the day he gets married and starts supporting a family. It may be true. Or it might be… Read more »
Joke's on you: In honor of April Fools' Day, try these six SU-themed pranks
In honor of April Fools' Day, The Daily Orange presents six prank proposals that are sure to get your knickers in a boot.Attending Syracuse University… Read more »
No matter how old you are, it's never too late to be a champ
My father turned 60 last week. After years of jokes, hints, whispers and allusions, as of March 21, there's no getting around it: My Old… Read more »
Grabbing chicken nuggets at Ernie Davis Dining Center should not be the epic quest it feels like
Listen, Ernie Davis Dining Center. I'm sick of your crap. I go twice a day with one goal in mind and it never comes to… Read more »
Grabbing chicken nuggets at Ernie Davis Dining Center should not be the epic quest it feels like
Listen, Ernie Davis Dining Center. I'm sick of your crap. I go twice a day with one goal in mind and it never comes to… Read more »
Being beautiful in 'The Real World' is a free pass to act like an idiot
While working in Washington this summer I had a couple close encounters with the cast of 'The Real World.' The cast's house was about five… Read more »
Strip clubs don't live up to Hollywood depictions
Last weekend my roommate turned 20.For the birthday celebration, our crew went for an outing to the one place you can expect five sophomores to… Read more »
Farts provide laughter for young and old alike
Last Thursday my political science class was having a lively discussion on international weapon sales. Then, somebody dropped a bomb on the entire class. Perhaps… Read more »
