Finding the fine line between best friend and lady friend
Last week one of my lifelong dreams came true - not the one where I pummel Ryan Seacrest with a frozen Virginia ham, the other… Read more »
Writer archives: Danny Fersh
Weekend binge drinking leads to compromising situations at Danny's doorstep
People do strange things under the influence of alcohol. Some like to fight, others love to dance. I imagine, were I ever to drink (which,… Read more »
A letter to Santa from his favorite Jewish boy
Dear Santa, Really? Every year we go through the motions, and you never deliver. Maybe my chimney's too slim for you to slide down, but… Read more »
Danny and the 'hopeless walk-on'
'Hopeless Walk On' continues to follow dreams
Five months ago, junior broadcast journalism major Ryan Doyal awoke from major ankle surgery with the knowledge that he would most likely never run at… Read more »
Friends don't let friends dance drunk-and get away with it
Last week, my friend CJ and I filmed my neighbor making a complete idiot of himself as he danced blackout-drunk to 'It Ain't Hard to… Read more »
Five tips to avoid Thanksgiving dinner audience
Most people have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. On the one hand, it's a great holiday full of family, friends, delicious food and football. On the… Read more »
Danny learns how to get a date
Accepting adult responsibility in small doses
About a month ago, I discovered 'Secret Girlfriend' on Comedy Central. It's genius.The show's premise is that you, the viewer, are the main character. You're… Read more »
The Fresh squeeze
Laments on draining karma
Mondays are always pretty crazy for me, and this week's first workday started out no different than the rest.Then I remembered my blood drive appointment… Read more »
Provocative outfits for the guys this halloween
A good costume makes all the difference for Halloween. Last year, my roommate and I had a great time dressed as Turk and J.D. from… Read more »
The Fresh Squeeze I Halloween Edition
The Fresh Squeeze: Danny pays up
Writer's block, YouTube videos and other nightly distractions
Tuesday, 4:30 a.m. - Writer's block is one of the worst things to happen in the history of mankind. It's probably not as bad as… Read more »
The Fresh Squeeze
FERSH: An open letter to all the SU bros
Dear Kevin Federline-with-man-boobs, Congratulations. You are the official winner of this month's 'That Guy' award. Your prize package includes:-a pastel polo shirt that hugs your… Read more »
The Fresh Squeeze
Relations with Ms. Fat Bootie
This week I had to write a reflection essay for CFS 388: Human Sexuality. Since my roommates find my love life pretty funny, I thought… Read more »
Fersh fights the zomie apocalypse
Confessions of an addict: Don't bet against a New York sports fan
People say the first step toward solving a problem is admitting that the problem exists. I disagree.Where I come from, the first step involves fried… Read more »
Mindless . . . with Danny Fersh
Danny and Abram debate. http://blip.tv/file/2647497 Read more »
How to start a catch phrase...
It happened at a beach house. I asked my brother where to put the deck of cards we had just played with. His response changed… Read more »
Dear Danny
Readers, I'm lazy. This comes as a shock, I know. But seriously - I make Sleeping Beauty look like Richard Simmons. This is why I… Read more »
