Humor : When finals end, thinking about how to spend summer vacation begins
My ever-present countdown to summer is coming to an end. With a mere three days left of classes, I will definitely not be sorry for… Read more »
Writer archives: Emmie Martin
Humor : Forget about textbooks, TV shows teach important life lessons
With the startling realization that there are a mere three weeks of school left, I decided it's time to buckle down.So I've stayed glued to… Read more »
Humor : Defy lack of income, invent crafty ways to place money into your bank account
Summer looms closer, and I can feel the freedom from exams, early mornings and dining hall food on its way. But as I apply for… Read more »
Humor : Apply socially unacceptable behaviors beyond stressful midterms week
A friend and I sat in a booth at Kimmel Food Court, silently eating. A sense of stress filled the air. The only noise came… Read more »
Humor : Everything you need to know in life can be learned after a night of partying
Usually after a night out, all I gain is a pounding headache and a few blurry memories.But one night, I stumbled around what I thought… Read more »
Humor : Apologize, come clean about silverware stealing ways, other secrets
Everyone has something to confess. Whether it is as small as stealing your roommate's food or as big as the time you accidentally broke into… Read more »
Humor : I've got 99 problems but becoming the next big rapper ain't one of them
I've accepted my fate: I will never become a famous hip-hop artist.With the recent announcement that rappers Ludacris and Rick Ross will perform at Syracuse… Read more »
